A sign at a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA:
WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an
inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all
across the country would be marching on this business… And that the
National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back.
But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the
proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds
Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . . And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
ANSWER:
A local funeral home.
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
This morning, June 20 2004, I received an email from someone that pasted in this joke with a comment:
If you had a relative in the US military who gave their life in Iraq, it’s very unlikely that this would be amusing:
Of course, I had to reply, and here it is:
Excuse me, but I have two cousins who are officers servicing in the coast guard, one in Iraq. My two brothers served in Vietnam, my father served in Germany and Turkey during the Cuban Missile Chrisis, six of my uncles served in either Korea or Vietnam and my grandfather and his four brothers, all immigrants to this country, served in WWII.
Giving your life to a cause such as the freedom of an oppressed people is one of the greatest gifts you can give, and every single one of my family members who served in the armed forces would agree with that statement, and I am sure those men who died in Iraq felt the same.
Now, I suggest you read the joke again to get it’s full meaning…. beyond the first line.
Thank you for your apology.