From the Bill Clinton English Dictionary, First Edition: is (v.) maybe… or maybe not… depending on how much shit it’ll get you into.

Some signs I’d like to wave in front of the Anti-War protestors right about now:

• THE RIGHT YOU USE NOW IS ONE IRAQIS DO NOT HAVE
• IF YOU WERE IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW, SADDAM WOULD HAVE YOU SHOT
• IF YOU WERE IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULDNT BE WEARING YOUR OLD NAVY HOODED PULL OVER
• IF YOU WERE IN IRAQ, YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY COULDNT AFFORD TO SEND YOU TO NYU

Of course, these anti-war protestors don’t equate their good living to being free. In fact, most of them will think it was a result of capitalism. Indeed.

YOU ARE IRRELEVANT!!!

No, this is not some low self-esteem fix I’m on. The fact is, you are irrelevant… I am not… deal with it.